It seems like survival guides and kits are popping up all over the place for single women. Whether it is equipping women with knowledge on how to dress on a date, what to say on a date, when to give up the cookies, blah, blah, blah. It's ok to be single. There is nothing wrong with it at all. So, I am going to throw my name in the mix and hit you ladies to a REAL single women's survival kit. Something that will benefit you for the new year and years to come.
The New Year Single Women's Survival Kit:
1. Tickle Your Fancy—A Woman's Guide To Sexual Self-Pleasure by Dr. Sadie Allison-Hey, you are single so you need to practice pleasing yourself. If you don't know how to please yourself then how in the hell do you expect a man to be able to? Nothing is wrong with masturbating. If some of you would masturbate more often, you wouldn't be in the positions you are in.
2. Pipedream's Le Reve Massager-This pocket size cutie packs a serious punch and if you are an On The Go type chica, you can carry it in your purse. To order www.sinsationaltreats.com
3. Friends- Every single woman needs a great group of friends. Friends that will uplift them, encourage them, and to tell them the truth even when you don't want to hear it. This group should include men and at least one of them should be gay. Gay men are a single and attached woman's MUST HAVE. These diamonds in the rough will hold you down and tell you when you look a hot mess....
4. Sex and the City and Girlfriends DVD Collections-Every woman needs these collection in their homes. The fashion, the drama, the sisterhood, the humor and the sex all wrapped up in a well written shows. When you are chilling in the house, invite a few friends over, pop a bottle or two and get your laugh on with these fab chicas...
5. Freak Em Dress and F*ck Me Pumps-Every single lady needs these two items. Freak Em Dress doesn't have to show off your ovaries or your nipples. Something classy yet sexy. Your shoe game has to be on point. Start off with a small heel if you are not comfortable wearing heels. Also, practice walking around in your home in them. This will help you get use to walking in heels. You are a sexy woman, so embrace it!
6. Domestic Diva Earrings-Shameless plug for my good friend's business. You already know that you have to stay fly. So, why not cop you a hot pair of earrings?! *SHRUG* go to www.domesticdivas2010.com
7. Self Help Books-Reading is Fundamental not For Da Mental. Invest in some good self help books. Books such as Connect and Grow Rich by Rob Coats, Stilettos in the Kitchen (The Modern Girl's Guide to Being Domestic Goddess) by Shanel Cooper-Sykes, A Guide to an Amazing New You by Ms. Antoinette Dyamond Moore, etc. There are tons of books on the market. Find one that suits your personal needs.
8. Good Personal Hygiene- This should be automated but some of you ladies don't wash your ass or groom yourselves. Take a weed whacker to your bush and under your arms. There are too many trimmers, clippers, razors and hair removals on the market for you to be walking around with Buckwheat between your legs. Invest in a gym membership. It will help you to release some of those pounds which will help build your confidence. Also, invest in a nice lip gloss and bronzer to enhance your beauty. My girl Ronne of Amor Mona has a FAB bronzer, visit her site at http://www.amormonaonline.com and while you are there check out the other goodies as well. Manicures and pedicures are a must. Even in the winter. The reason why you have to buy new sheets all the time is because your damn feet keep slicing them up. So take care of them.
9. Condoms, Condoms, Condoms-STDs are real out here ladies. So, stop depending on men to have condoms all the time. Keep your own and if he gives you sh*t about carrying condoms then dismiss his ass ASAP.
10. A Penis in a Glass Jar- A friend with benefits or a f*ck buddy. That guy who can polish you off without any emotional attachment. Now look, I promote masturbation like a party promoter promotes parties in my inbox on facebook but ever now and then you need the real thing. So, get you a "fun" buddy. If you are one of those chicks that get starry eyed or has cotton candy flowing thru their veins. Do Not Try This! You will only hurt yourself. This is for true to the game women, who just want a smash and dash while they handle their business. If you can't find a real, flesh and blood one then go back to #1 and #2 of this list.
I can go on and on about certain items every woman needs but it all starts with YOU! You know what you need and want out of your life. Take the time to evaulate what you want to change and go from there. Enjoy your own company and enjoy your life before that special someone comes along...It's a New Year. So make it a good one...
